crush me kill me and distill me

oh please.
can i have one?
i mean...
i dont mind being a smear on the pavement
so long as i get one of these lovely memorials...

and as a bit of light reading
lets see what The New Yorker
has to say on bike and culture

http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/061113fa_fact?page=1