and on another note

now you may have though
that urban golf was all about
smashing
asphalt
dirt
dumpsters
mahem
HOWEVER
it is also about the creation of beautiful melodies
(and visually violent clothing
but that has to wait for me to develop the pics)
so heres a few little CUDGEL songs
for you to sing
next time you're wandering along the back nine

1) To be Sung in a Round to "Row Row Row Your Boat"
Put, put, put your ball
Gently down the alley
Stroke, stroke, stroke your way
All the way to the dumpster

2) To be sung to "I love New York In June" mostly
I love 10 strokes in June
How bout you?
Backswings to make you swoon
How bout you?

Alleys they are our fairways
The smell of trash on springdays
A slice will make me say
Fuck shit and cunt all day

On the way to the pub
You stop and thow your club
Urban golf will come and CUDGEL you!

. . .

yeah.
ok
that was after the Jager
so bite me.